If I Die Before I Eat

I had to throw this little one in. The other day we were at dinner and my son parked his dessert right in front of him.

"Um...David? You have to eat your other stuff first before you eat that."

David studied his desssert then pointed at it.

"I call this a "Now-Eater."

A friend once told me

"It's better to eat the dessert right away in case you die in the middle of your meal. Then, at least, you know that you ate the best part before you went."

I could think of a few other things that could have a "Now-" in front of it.